*Walking towards the kickball field*
That one kid: "Are we gonna play kickball? Cus if so, that field isn't big enough for my homerun kick."
Me:

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Oh yeah, two of our neighbor's dogs were just in the backyard. They were barking their heads off at our dog through the fence. This is like the 3rd or 5th time they've gotten out and come over here.
People need to take better care of their pets. :I